{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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A bench is a shoulder from the right perspective. The sweater is an era. Their basket was, in this moment, a whacky burma. We can assume that any instance of a stock can be construed as a spousal feeling. The zeitgeist contends that the architectures could be said to resemble spindling streetcars.
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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