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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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